Q: A man sits down in a diner and orders a soda. What's getting poured in his glass?
A: Depends on where he's sitting -- regionally-speaking, that is.
My brother-in-law was born and raised in North Carolina, where asking for a "co-cola" will get you a bubbly cola drink -- probably a Pepsi. That same request once netted him a blank stare from a New York City waitress, until my husband translated, "He'd like a soda, please." Had my aunt from Ohio been at the table, she'd have requested a "pop", and my college pal from Boston would have put in her order for a "tonic".
While cola (defined as a beverage or a drink made with caramel, and carbonated water) has enjoyed nationwide popularity since its invention in the 1880s, we certainly haven't reached a consensus on what to call it. Growing up in Northern Kentucky, "soft-drink" would get me a Coke, Pepsi, or the occasional RC Cola, but later caused my East Coast college friends to roll their eyes with an apologetic, "She means soda." Back home, that would have meant I wanted a Sprite or 7UP, but I learned to adapt.
Now in my eleventh year of Brooklyn life, I'll ask for a Diet Coke at a local diner, half the time be asked if Diet Pepsi is OK (yeah, sure -- I need my caffeine either way), and the vast majority of the time will be presented with a cold can, an ice-filled glass and a slice of lemon. Goodness knows what I'd get if I ordered a glass of "dope", like my friend's grandfather in Southern Kentucky, but I just might try to find out.
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1. I was raised in Connecticut and as a young child always called cold drinks "sodas". However, one holiday weekend a cousin and her family came to vist us from Boston. My cousin went with me to the corner Deli to get some sodas, and she asked for "tonic". I looked at her amazed, but the Clerk was smiling, and made the comment "I bet you're from Boston", as I stared with my mouth open. Here, in Connecticut, we call it "soda". I always remembered that incident, and it was at that time I realized we don't all speak the same language.
Iris Russell at 8:24PM on Jun 18th 2007