Blogging Stocks reports that Seattle-based Jones Soda, those wacky folks behind such marketing/flavor innovations as Turkey & Gravy Soda and Candy Corn soda are releasing a limited
edition suite of Seahawks inspired drinks. Sez the website:
"IF YOU THINK you're tough enough to play in the NFL, then you'd better step up and have a little taste of what NFL players experience throughout their entire careers.
NFL players have:• Spent an average of 2 years in the gym.
• Perspired 10,000 gallons of sweat.
• Eaten 2 pounds of grass.
• Tasted 3 pounds of dirt.
• And spread over 5 gallons of sports cream on their muscle aches."
The starting flavor lineup includes Sports Cream, Dirt, Perspiration, Natural Turf, and Sweet victory in player-emblazoned packaging, along with a "Spirit of 12 Flag," all in a presentation box for gifting to that special Seahawks fan in your life. We can only be grateful that they showed sufficient restraint to leave out Sweat Sock, Athletic Supporter, Locker Room Shower Stall and Mike Holmgren's Moustache.
Order yours here at the Jones Soda Store.
Want tastier tailgating? Try recipes from AFC and NFC fans and grab yourself a copy of GameDay Gourmet by Pableaux Johnson.
